so...it literally kills you?

"macanamera" (macanamera) 05/17/2016 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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active ingredient: cyanide

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 09:53

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But killing me will only make it more smelly.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 05/17/2016 at 09:54

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It’s a vicious circle.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > CalzoneGolem 05/17/2016 at 09:54

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Not if you do it correctly.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 09:56

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I mean.... At least it’s not AXE

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 05/17/2016 at 09:57

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for a while, I guess

McMike > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 09:57

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If dead, you will stink for a 2-3 weeks.

If left alive, you will stink for a lifetime.

MonkeePuzzle > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 10:18

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I think yur mean to stick the bottle up yur butt. butts smell. problem solved.

Its like you guys don’t even know how to soap!

Ash78, voting early and often > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 10:19

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Then you just need something for the bloating, like Gas-X.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 10:23

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Imagine my surprise...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 10:31

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You just need to be friends with someone who owns a pig farm...

macanamera > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 05/17/2016 at 10:35

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RazoE > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 11:19

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I have the deodorant that uses “odor fighting lasers” and replaced them with “clean scent elves.”

Yeah.

CaptDale - is secretly British > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 12:14

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > macanamera 05/17/2016 at 16:00

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You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

Dusty Ventures > McMike 05/17/2016 at 21:03

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You’ll stink for more than 2-3 weeks

...ask me how I know

Dusty Ventures > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/17/2016 at 21:04

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They should print that on the bottle

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 05/17/2016 at 22:02

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You're right. I should I into marketing.